Not everything has to be behind closed doors
Since I am sheltering in place for the protection of the community at large I am offering daily greetings through text. Each day I will text you a note and a photo to brighten your day. No screening required. Fees are $25 per week or $75 for the month. Email me to get started.
All packages below are offered after the quarantine
Fun in the Sun
Only available on warm sunny days between 11am and 4pm: We can spend 2 hours at the pool and then an hour back in your room for $800. Additional hours poolside are $150. Additional time in the room at $400 per hour. Busier pools will require you to rent chairs for us. Plan ahead!
Top Golf Outing
Rent a cabana and my friends and I can join you for an afternoon of Top Golf and hanging out at their swimming pool. Then you can compensate us for private time afterwards. (cabana time gratis)
Champagne and Caviar
Invite a friend or two of mine and myself out for about two hours of decadence. We have a few favorite spots and are open to suggestions. We will meet you for fine champagne and unlimited caviar, gratis. No strings attached. This is not a euphemism for a fetish. We are talking about real champagne and caviar in a public venue.
Be a Philanthropist
I am happy to join you for charity galas, gratis, provided that the price pp is over $500. One on my bucket list is Power of Love Gala Contact me if you have one in mind.
Detox - Retox- rinse & repeat
Fly a couple of my friends and me to Miami to our favorite spa. Treat us to afternoons of unlimited yoga, massage, beauty treatments, and healthy cuisine. We will spend the evenings with you out on the town polluting ourselves with alcohol, dancing and decadent food. We will each take a turn visiting your room once during the trip to express our gratitude for our wonderful spa vacation. You cover our expenses- no additional fee required.
Party like a rock star
Take my friends and myself to enjoy great seats at a coveted concert. Right now we are hoping to go to Justin Timberlake, iHeart Radio Music Festival, Lady GaGa, Beyonce, or Madonna. We don't charge you to gift us with great seats to a sold out concert that we are dying to see.
Be transported to a Marrakesh Hammam at the Sahra Spa at The Cosmopolitan Hotel. I will join you for the 130 minute Moroccan Journey where we will be bathed, scrubbed, mudded, steamed, and massaged in our own private space. The time at the spa is gratis. If you choose to take me back to your room then that can be arranged for my regular fee.